Same difference.

My friend Seth just started working at Funny Or Die which makes the most awesome job in the world even more awesome. Yesterday there were two women pitching an idea in the office and they recognized Seth from The Aspen Comedy Festival. And then this happened.

Blonde Girl: Hey! I know you. I saw you in Aspen.
Seth: Yeah. How's it going?
Brunette Girl: Good! Haha. In Aspen you were wearing a wig. Remember that?
Seth: Yeah.
Blonde Girl: Were you playing Abraham Lincoln?
Seth: No. Joe Esterhaus.
Blank stares from both girls.
Seth: You were close though.
More blank stares. Finally Blonde Girl's eyes get huge and she looks at Brunette Girl.
Brunette Girl: Do you have to pee?
Blonde Girl nods.
Brunette Girl (to Seth): She has to pee! She'll never say it, but I can always tell.
Seth: Sure, sure. Makes sense.

My Red Sox t-shirt came and I look adorable in it.

I am obsessed with Lexie. I want to close a bar with her.



Thanks again to J. Clarke for this treasure.

I am a gift to The Gays.

Just got back from visiting my parents in Iowa. No sooner had my plane landed then this happened:

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From The Des Moines Register:
BREAKING NEWS: Polk judge rules against gay marriage ban
August 30, 2007

A Polk County judge on Thursday struck down Iowa's law banning gay marriage.

The ruling by Judge Robert Hanson concluded that the state's prohibition on same-sex marriage is unconstitutional and he ordered the Polk County recorder to issue marriage licenses to six gay couples.
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Set my people free.