Sexual Harrassment in the Workplace

I have been a busy bee gearing up for this. I am going on the whole tour and will even be in the show as Ninja Number 3. I am basically pissed that I am not Ninja Number 2 but whatever. The whole thing will no doubt be insane as evidenced by our rehearsal last weekend when this was suggested: "What if one of the ninjas in the opening fight scene gives birth to a baby onstage?" (PS. Ninja Number 2 gets to do that, of fucking course.)

Anywho, being busy has not stopped me from sexually harassing Bryan at work. Bryan once noted that if he wrote down even half of the things that I said to him during the workday he could, "Sue, make a mint and retire." Case in point today:

Bryan: I wish it were Two Taco Tuesday.
Me: It is Tuesday. Which means it is Two Taco Tuesday.
Bryan: Where?
Me (point at my vagina): Chomp, chomp.
Bryan (exasperated): Really?