Jennifer Aniston, I want to feel sorry for you, but you make it so hard.

No time to update! I'm too busy being real sexy and real glamorous. That's my way.

Ain't it the truth.

Today someone found my blog by searching "No Fatties Hollywood."
If I ever own a strip club, that's what I'm going to call it.

An open letter to Jonathan Rhys Meyer in general but also specifically in promos for the show "The Tudors."

Dear Jonathan,
Cool yer jets.
-Amy