Hiker? I don't even know her.

Just got back from hiking the Grand Canyon. 7 miles down one day; 10 miles up the next. It's a workout and my calves hurt. Really hurt.

Almost as impressive as the view: my parents also made the trek and made it out alive. Killing them off is going to be harder than I thought.

Trip lowlight: my father listing Demi Moore in his "Top 3 Best Actresses Of All Time." (This answer would only be acceptable if the category was "Top 3 Actresses named Demi Moore.")

Trip highlight: My brother making a joke that referenced one of my favorite childhood books:



Oh, snap.